Pro ~ Round 1

I affirm the above resolution stating that DDRPsycho (my opponent) is Jesus.

and no, Jesus, I'm not a crackhead and i am not currently on weed.

Here are my reasons for this belief.




1. He has long hair

2. He has some facial hair going on. (not a lot, look close at his picture)

3. His screen name, though unable to fool me, actually gives me a vital clue to my case: DDR. Otherwise commonly known as Dance Dance Revolution. We know from the internet that Jesus is a skilled and adept dancer.

4. I disagree with many issues on Jesus/DDRPsycho's profile.

I hope you accept this debate, Jesus.

I await your rebuttal/smiting.

Con ~ Round 1

Interesting, this should be amusing.

You've pointed out that i have long hair, and it is correct that Jesus had long hair, but i doubt hair alone proves that someone is the holy man known as Jesus Christ.

Secondly, Jesus was a grown man, also bearing a beard. I am only a teenager with only slight facial hair barely coming out.

Third, although i do enjoy a good game of DDR, that shouldn't be technically considered dancing, more or less just using a controller with your feet. Also, i would love to see s site that shows that Jesus was a skilled dancer.

Fourth, Everyone disagrees on many topics, hence the purpose of debate.com, i cannot see how disagreeing causes me to be Jesus.

Fifth, i tend to swear A LOT, and i doubt Jesus would yell "God Damn it!" and "Go to Bloody Hell!"

so there you go.

Pro ~ Round 2

Thank you for accepting my humble challenge, oh greatness. How's it hanging since our last debate?

Let's get down to business.


Your first rebuttal included five points against my case.

1) You have doubts about whether long hair proves you are Jesus.

> That's okay, everybody has doubted Jesus's (your) existence at one point or another. I'm sure if you have faith you will come to have a testimony/self esteem boost. Your doubts, i assure you, will pass. They are dead wrong. Move past them and believe. THE POWER OF YOU COMPELS YOU!

2) Jesus was a fully grown man w/a beard. You say you are but a teen with some peach fuzz.

> Beem0r, a fellow debator and unwitting contributor to my case, advises in the comment section:

"Jesus was a grown man? I thought he was a newborn baby!"
To avoid further confusion and due to the lack of data, we will compromise and assume that Jesus/you was/is/are a teenager with some stubble. Your mistake is forgiven, I hope (i hear it's hardest to forgive yourself, although for you i don't know).

If you but believe, as I pleaded in my rebuttal to your first pt., your testimony will grow. Then, i believe, your facial hair may grow as your testimony/self esteem does. BELIEVE, DAMMIT! (AND SEND MONEY!)


3) "Third, although i do enjoy a good game of DDR, that shouldn't be technically considered dancing, more or less just using a controller with your feet. Also, i would love to see s site that shows that Jesus was a skilled dancer." - Jesus/you

> I don't know whether to consider the first sentence of this as a rebuttal or a commandment. As for your query:

http://www.geocities.com/...

http://jesusdance.ytmnd.com/...

http://lookatthedancingjesus.ytmnd.com/...

Also, i don't know if this was a test/trick to get me to look at the scriptures or not, but either way, i avoided the scriptures altogether and googled it:

"Ecclesiastes 3 tells us, 'For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven ... (v. 1)' including 'a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance.... (v. 4)'"


4) Everyone disagrees.

> Maybe this is divine wisdom, but i choose to ignore it. Jesus and I differ on many topics, ranging from the border fence to global warming theory, based on his profile. Also, i disagree with Him/you (should i capitalize "you"?) on many other topics based on your teachings and your disciples' teachings. Obviously, as i disagree with you, you must be Jesus.

5) You swear a lot.

So do I. I found this habit grew as i no longer wished to follow your teachings and grew in this disbelief. This may be a symptom of your own denial and doubt. FOR GOD'S/YOUR SAKE, BELIEVE!

In conclusion, my opponent MUST be Jesus. Do not let his own unbelief drain your own. BELIEVE! THE POWER OF MY OPPONENT COMPELS YOU! (AND, ONCE AGAIN, SEND IN A DONATION).

thank you/amen/your humble servant,

chuckles

Con ~ Round 2

I despise you oh so much right now.

For you dancing argument, those are just stupid fake little animated icons, ICONS! And by "... and i time to dance." It means that there is a time to let everything go and be happy for a moment, i doubt that relates to being a psychotic sweaty maniac on a dance mat with arrows looking like a fool.

Secondly, i have i feeling that if i was Jesus, i would not be the horrible inconsiderate bastard i am right now. I also doubt that Jesus would want to rip someone's head off and laugh over their rotting corpse, which is something i REALLY want to do right now.

I was never and doubt i ever will wear a crown of thorns and be nailed to a cross, where i will pass on to supposedly save my "children" from the sins they have committed. Although i am catholic, i doubt that i myself would be Jesus, only because i do WAAAAY too many horrible things to even slightly in any way be Jesus.

Lastly, if i was Jesus, i would have almighty and divine powers, which means i could kill you. I COMMAND THAT CHUCKLES DIES AND BURNS IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL! are you dead? if you're not, then that proves i'm not Jesus.

Pro ~ Round 3

This round was forfeited because chuckles was smitten by lightning due to the lack of creativity of his opponent's death wish. Lighting! bitchplease!

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Those icons are pictures of you doing your thing, (quite well might i add).

Also biblical scholars say many events like weddings which Jesus is said to have attended in the Bible would have included dancing.

Next, your doubts and negative feelings about the Truth must be cast away, we discussed this already. Despise me if you wish, but believe!

also next, jsut because you have fallen does not mean you can't repent. you already did that stuff everybody's talking about.


Prove Jesus is God and has divine powers and i'll concede.

Con ~ Round 3

People, please have some common sense, I'm obviously not Jesus, so please just vote for my side. I feel like such an idiot for even accepting this debate. Another note, this isn't an argument, so please don't criticize