Pro ~ Round 1

Whats small, red, goes around in circles, and scratches at the window?

A baby in a microwave.

DEAD BABYS ARE A NEW ALTERNATIVE ENERGY IN OUR ECONOMY

Con ~ Round 1

Although I agree, I am being forced by the "debate.com" way of doing things to negate this argument,
I just want to say one thing.
Just one.
Will you allow me this?
Okay.
All I wanna say is that there is only one way to stop a baby from falling through a manhole,
and that is to stick a javeline through it's head.
So, I negate resolved: dead babies.
Thank you.

Pro ~ Round 2

how it is true that i completly agree with the javalin way of saving a baby...all i have to say is last weekend when my neice was drowning i saved her by throwing a javolin at her head so she didnt have to suffer in the water without being able to breath it was to put her out of her missori. I always have a tasteful enjoyment in the arts that is why i have a baby with no legs and arms hanging on my wall...

Con ~ Round 2

All I wanna say is that my oponent is obviously inadequate of affirming dead babies.
Also, all I wanna say, I say all I wanna say is that the only difference between a trampoline and a baby is that you take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline.
Also, I just want to remind you that when you blend a baby,
you should do so feet first so that you can see the expression on their face.
Thank you.

Pro ~ Round 3

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thank you

Con ~ Round 3

What's black blue and is in the dark for most of it's life?
The baby in my closet...
:D

Thank you.