I am the greatest person ever.

I am the greatest person ever.
The BMOC.
El Duderino (if you're not into the whole brevity thing).
Superman.

-- No you aren't.

The greatest person ever was Jesus you blasphemous blow-hard!

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In case of atheists, Darwin was the greatest.

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There are plenty of people better than you. For example, everybody who votes for me in this debate.

Clearly, I am the greatest person ever.
I'm obviously better than you, your avatar only has one eye for goodness sake!
Further, you are the only person who was up to the challenge of debating me, and since I've already established I'm better than you, I win.
you may as well just forfiet the remaining rounds.
:)
Peace, Love and the Dibbs!

My avatar is a pirate. It's a subtle throw back to pastafarianism.

I never said I was better than you, and that would be a hard argument to make (I don't know you, though a Romney supporter... how good could you be?) and an unnecessary argument to make.

I need not argue that I am better than you. I need only argue that you are not the greatest person ever. So long as Newton, Einstein, Martin Luther King, Norman Borlaug (credited with saving a billion lives), or the voters of this debate. I need to suggest that somebody is better than you.

I have been touched by a noodly appendage, and I've had enough of this debate.

On to the beer volcano and the stripper factory!

Let me point out that though I was the only person to accept the debate I was not the only one up to the challenge, there are better folks around who just don't happen to view this site. Further, I'll take your third round as a concession.

The beer volcano and stripper factory are after you die.

RAmen.