so i herd u leik mudkipz

so i herd u leik mudkipz. i know u do.
the mudkipz r cute n if u ain't likez them u r part of the evil muffin man's clan who touches kittens inappropriate . Why does the evil muffin man's clan that touches kittens, we just don't know, was he touched as a child or did he have his but kicked by Cat woman? What ever it is he hates kittens.

mudkipz r cute, just like kittens if u ain't likez them u r part of the evil muffin man's clan who touches kittens inappropriate . Why does the evil muffin man's clan that touches kittens, we just don't know, was he touched as a child or did he have his but kicked by Cat woman? What ever it is he hates kittens..

Mudkip is a fish, a mud fish pokemon. What the freak is a mud fish I don't know.
Does it roll around in its own poop or does it eat poop or does it liek to take poops, does it liek to make poop pies or does it just like pie.

Those r my opining argumints.

First, my opponent states:
"so i herd u leik mudkipz. i know u do."

How do you know? I would like to see some proof please. The only way you could prove it is by an audio file or by a chatroom. And you have no proof. Actually, you have to prove that you HEARD that i like mudkips, and you can't relly prove that you heard that can you? I think not.

Next, my opponent says:
"the mudkipz r cute n if u ain't likez them u r part of the evil muffin man's clan who touches kittens inappropriate . Why does the evil muffin man's clan that touches kittens, we just don't know, was he touched as a child or did he have his but kicked by Cat woman? What ever it is he hates kittens."

Totally irrelevant to the topic. And so is the rest of your opening argument.
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Vote Con for obvious reasons.

Also, I will not be online to rebut my opponents future points until this coming sunday, but I think it is obvious that I have won this debate.

First off I do have chat log
13:16 [~Serebii] haha Kirby's a hooker now
13:16 [@Kirby] I wish I was
[17:41:34] <SPPGuest5827> if i say the name of pokemon #493 in here do i get banned
[17:41:34] * Awayebii sets mode: +b *!*@8B63E765.FEB4983C.F9862D6D.IP
[17:41:34] * SPPGuest5827 was kicked by Awayebii («««« DONT ADVERTISE! Kick Number 112933 »»»»)(09:22:34pm) (@Apollo_11) Now...
(09:24:00pm) • @Apollo_11 steals Leona's collection of signed three stooges underwear.
And for that log I can tell that you want to be a hooker and say #493 and Advertise.

Also my point was not off topic, it is the topic that is off of the point of the off topic point of the topic.

So now eat your pie.

That chat log was not about liking mudkips, and was irrelevant to the topic.

I don't care what kind of irrelevance it is, as in:

"Also my point was not off topic, it is the topic that is off of the point of the off topic point of the topic."

And there we go.....vote Con.

No vote pie, pie is good, food is good
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!

Do you wonder what is in wonder bread?

So back onto the topic, i know u leik bidoofs.
Bidoofs r liek mudkipz but cooler, and there trainers live in a town who let little girls watch what happens at the day care.

I am done with my argument which sounds like mint, which is making me hungry.

VOTE Liopleurodon 08 it will guide your way.

All of that is irrelevant to the topic.

...In America.

Vote Con.

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What is All of that is irrelevant to the topic?
Is pie irrelevant? Or are you just the irrelevant one?
Mudkips are the answer to what life is for.
And talking about irrelevant trying to make a Yu-gi-oh joke in a Pokemon Debate.
The only thing that they both have in common are there both anime and were made by 4kids in America and screwed somewhat by 4kids.

Irrelevant......In AFRICA

Since my opponent did not prove that I liked mudkips or that he heard that i did, you have no choice but to vote con.