Basic Minimum- don't have a cow?

Basic Minimum, don't have a cow? i am one to push for all who work to get a basic minimum. i've used examples like a giant on earth who tries to claim everything to the exclusion of everyone else to make my example. i think the following example i've used is best. back in the day, the frontier days... if you wanted a surgery, you would simply give the doctor, at most, a cow, and he'd do it for you. i've used this example before, somewhat facetiously, so i thought i'd bring it pu a...